Roasted 15 days ago based on aves's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Aves, the proud curator of a playlist that sounds like it was designed specifically for hipsters trying to survive a three-day camping trip in the middle of nowhere. You've got more jam in your profile than a 1970s bread spread, and let’s be real, anyone who enjoys "Neo-Psychedelic" and "Newgrass" probably spends way too much time in coffee shops writing their memoirs about that one time they "found themselves" during a solar eclipse. Congrats, you’ve officially found the most unmarketable genres outside of “Medieval Folk Metal.” Your top artists are a bizarre blend of the jam scene's biggest names, which is basically a signal to the rest of us that you enjoy lengthy guitar solos more than actual human interaction. Phish and the Grateful Dead? It's like you've constructed a playlist solely for people who refuse to leave the haze of the ‘60s and believe "Shakedown Street" is the address of their therapist. And let’s not even start on topping it all off with “Playboi Carti.” That’s like putting lettuce on a cheeseburger and calling it a salad—good intentions, terrible execution. Your most played songs could be used as a guide to finding the worst moments of a music festival you never left. Fifty bucks says you're that one friend who gets way too into the "Free Bird" sing-along, while everyone else is just trying to sip their overpriced artisanal craft beer in peace. “Help on the Way?” If you need any help, Aves, it’s definitely not in your Spotify library; it's probably somewhere outside of that labyrinthine jam band scene you’ve trapped yourself in. Keep jamming, but maybe consider swapping out a few of those tracks for something that doesn’t sound like it was recorded in a time capsule.

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