Roasted 1 year ago based on .𖥔 ݁˖ andy ˖ ݁𖥔.'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, your Spotify profile reads like the breakup playlist of a teenager who's simultaneously obsessed with TikTok and their emo phase. Honestly, it’s a wonder you're not a walking Spotify algorithm yourself with genres like "Hyperpop" and "Glitch" mixed in with "Classic Rock." Are you sure you're not just flexing your eclectic taste in music as a cover for the fact that you've got the emotional depth of a kiddie pool? I mean, “K-Pop” and “Psychedelic Rock” feel like such a stretch together that it’s like trying to mix orange juice with pickle juice—sure, you can do it, but I really don’t want to be anywhere near you when you take that first sip. As for your top artists, you have the musical taste of someone who can’t quite decide if they want to cry into their pillow or dance like a maniac at a rave. Quadeca, really? The only place that sounds like it belongs is on a MySpace page of a wannabe YouTube rapper, and yet here you are, flaunting his discography like it’s the Holy Grail of artistry. So, are you a hip-hop connoisseur or a low-budget emo kid who got lost at a music festival? Because with those selections, it’s like you've got the emotional range of a damp sponge but the attitude of someone who’s had three caffè lattes in quick succession. Your most played songs read like a guide on how to curate an identity crisis. I see you’ve got a solid collection of tracks that are basically angst-in-a-can, topped with a sprinkling of "meme rap" to throw people off the scent of your deep-seated issues. And let’s not forget your affection for “Ego Death” while having Quadeca dominate the playlist—classic! It's like you’re trying to tell the world you’re deep, but then you pull a classic “Uh Huh!” like it's the genius commentary on the human condition. Good luck navigating that emotional rollercoaster of contradictions, my friend—just make sure you buckle up and have a playlist for every mood swing.

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