Roasted 9 months ago based on nia's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Nia, let’s talk about your Spotify profile. This "Favorite Genres" list reads like the playlist of a 21st-century hipster on a quest to find themselves after watching too many indie films. Seriously, who needs a genre called "Shibuya-Kei"? The last time I heard "Shibuya," I was watching a travel vlog where someone confidently fumbled their Japanese. Your eclectic mix of music tastes says one thing: you either have a deeply emotional soul or you're trying to impress people with your quirks while sitting in a corner coffee shop sipping miraculously overpriced oat milk lattes. Now let’s dive headfirst into the "Top Artists" section - wow, your love for Cigarettes After Sex is so profound, it’s practically a full-blown obsession. If there was a reality show titled "Cigarette Addicts Anonymous," you’d be the leading contestant! I mean, between your top track "Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You Baby" and a full lineup of songs that sound like the soundtrack to a three-month-long existential crisis, I can’t help but wonder if you’re just waiting for someone to take you aside and say, “Nia, it’s okay to enjoy some happiness just once!” But no, you’d rather wallow in your wallflower vibes like a sad plant that only listens to "Alt-Rock" on repeat. But hey, you’ve got a nice mashup of artists—Billie Eilish and Drake? It really seems like you're trying to cover all the bases from existential dread to the thrill of throwing your ex’s Spotify account out the window. You could almost classify your playlist as an emotional buffet, but let's be real: with that much Cigarettes After Sex, it’s more of a literary tragedy than a good time. So here’s my advice: maybe less “Rage Rap” and more gets-you-up-and-dancing music? Or at least a little variety, unless your goal is to serve up the world’s saddest listening party.

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