Roasted 4 months ago based on Brad's long term Spotify stats.

Brad, your Spotify profile looks like a French café exploded in a tribute concert for people who still think the '60s were the pinnacle of music. Seriously, with a list of favorite genres that reads like a hipster’s failed attempt to impress a date, it’s a wonder you can even turn your speakers on without an existential crisis. I half-expect to see a loyal following of beret-wearing men sipping espresso while debating the profound meaning of "Cha Cha Cha" — that’s a vibe, my friend, but hardly one that’s gonna get you any street cred. Now, let's talk about your top artists. You’ve got enough French legends on your playlist to convince anyone you were born with a baguette in one hand and an accordion in the other. But mixing in HintShot — whose name sounds like a bad gaming pun — threatens to ruin your credibility faster than a mime trying to explain hip hop. I mean, who is HintShot? Are they the result of a kitchen accident involving a pop filter and a soundboard? Because your song choices scream “I’m in my feels and also playing Candy Crush on my grandma’s old laptop” louder than a Frenchman arguing about the merits of Brut over Rosé. And can we take a moment to appreciate your most played songs? "Amplify this Melodie" from Brawl Stars? Really? If that’s your anthem, I can only assume you’re blasting it while contemplating the life choices that led you to this moment. The rest of your playlist looks like it was curated during a last-minute panic attack before a trip to the salon, filled with so much Bernard Lavilliers that even he's starting to look at you side-eye. If your taste in music is as eclectic as your profile suggests, it's safe to say that you're the blue cheese in the party platter—mostly interesting, but at the same time, no one really wants to hang around you for too long.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!