Roasted 2 years ago based on Lysandre's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, Izabal – your Spotify profile is an absolute train wreck, and I can't look away! You've got more sub-genres of rock than there are people who will admit they still listen to “Sk8er Boi.” "Permanent Wave"? More like a permanent headache for anyone who dares scroll through your playlists. I get it; you want to keep it fresh and original, but at this point, it looks like you just Googled every music genre that sounded cool and threw them onto your profile like a kid with a finger painting. Spoiler alert: no one’s impressed by your eclectic choices when you’re only one emo phase away from writing poetry about your pet goldfish. And let's talk about your "top artists," shall we? With that list, it seems that you’re either trying to impress a middle school crush or have been stuck in a time warp since 2005. Blink-182 and Panic! At The Disco – classic choices! Just like a pair of old socks you refuse to throw away! It’s like a soundtrack for the emotional rollercoaster of a teenager, but I can assure you, no amount of angst can save you from the fact that you’re rocking more clichés than a hot topic clearance rack. And MIKA? Did you lose a bet, or are you just trying to channel your inner dramatic pop star because we need answers! Lastly, we arrive at your “Most Played Songs,” where “Promiseland” by MIKA is sitting at the top like a leader of a sinking ship. Between “Stick Season” and “Dial Drunk,” I can see clearly you're just one bad breakup away from posting emo TikToks and writing “who hurt you?” in every comment section. And for the love of all that is good, please, for the sake of humanity, can we just retire the “POV: Indie” genre? It’s as if you’ve put “I’m desperately trying to be relevant” on a playlist and are using it like a musical crutch. Keep it up, Izabal, and soon you'll be the walking, talking embodiment of that awkward third wheel in a post-punk movie no one wants to watch!

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