Roasted 2 months ago based on Julia's long term Spotify stats.

Julia, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis among the Emo kids from a '90s teen drama. It’s like you took the phrase "find your tribe" a little too seriously and ended up in one of those underground caves where goths go to ponder the meaning of life… and also to scream about it. I’ve seen less angst coming out of a teenage diary. Seriously, you’ve got enough Gothic Rock and Screamo to soundtrack the entire Twilight franchise and then some. Let’s talk about your top artists. Hunting down Ice Nine Kills and My Chemical Romance is like going to a haunted house to scream and then finding yourself in a therapy session you never signed up for. Throw in "The Cure," and I half expect you to be wandering around in all black, clutching a pumpkin spice latte like it’s the elixir of goth life. And don’t even get me started on your love for "Rap Metal" like that combination is somehow going to heal the existential dread of listening to "System Of A Down" on a loop. Stylistically, your playlist resembles a paint-splattered wall at Hot Topic. Oh, and your most played songs? Bravo on the eclectic mix of absolute chaos. You went from "MakeDamnSure" to "Friday I'm In Love" faster than I can say, "Who hurt you?" I don’t know if you’re vibing with your emotions or just having an identity crisis, but I’m here for it. Toss in some "Cosmic Girl" and "All In the Family," and it sounds like the perfect soundtrack for a party where everyone leaves after 20 minutes for fear of re-examining their life choices. Keep doing you, but maybe consider exploring a genre that won’t make the neighbors call the cops for excessive wailing at 2 AM.

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