Roasted 11 months ago based on ruu's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Ruu, let’s take a moment to unpack your Spotify profile, which looks like it was curated by someone who got lost in a Finnish music festival and never found their way back. Your favorite genres read like an overzealous middle schooler's diary. "Finnish Pop" and "Finnish Rock"? What is this, a musical cry for help wrapped in a heavy layer of waffle recipes? Industrial Metal and Iskelmä? You’ve somehow managed to marry the soundtrack of a factory explosion with Finland’s answer to elevator music. Truly groundbreaking stuff. Your top artists scream "I want to be unique, but I’m also terrified of everything that isn’t a 2003 tuneful disaster." Antti Tuisku is like the Justin Bieber of Finland, and yet here you are, proudly waving his flag. To be fair, Mitski is a solid choice—I guess you need a break from your undying love for Turmion Kätilöt, who sound like a band formed by a group of constipated Swedish chefs. You’ve clearly worked hard to compile this collection of existential crises, but let’s be real: you could have made a stronger selection from a vending machine. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Sikiö”? More like “C'mon, let me introduce you to my shrink”. “Laaksos lomal” is something I’d expect to hear as the background noise in a Finnish therapist's office while discussing your deep-rooted issues with identity. But hey, who am I to judge? Obviously, these tracks resonate with you on a level not even Spotify can comprehend. Your play history reads like the soundtrack for an indie film no one asked for, starring a protagonist who talks to their houseplants – and we’re all just here for the cringe. So keep rocking that disturbingly niche taste, Ruu, because if anyone's going to suffer through this unique auditory anguish, it’s you!

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