Roasted 2 years ago based on Maricel's long term Spotify stats.

Maricel, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that spilled all its secrets at a K-Pop concert. Seriously, with favorites like “K-Pop” and “K-Pop Boy Group,” I half-expect your playlists to come with a side of bubble tea and a recommendation for the latest K-drama. It’s a wonder you haven’t just changed your name to “BTS Superfan 99.” Your taste is so niche, it makes hipsters look mainstream. Let’s face it, even your indie phase is confounded by how desperate it seems to distinguish itself from the sea of “POV: I Hope My Mom Doesn’t See This.” As for your top artists, you’ve got more boybands than an 8th-grade dance, and I’m starting to think your taste in music is just a glorified checklist of teenage angst with some glossy hair gel on top. How many times can you softly cry into your pillow while listening to Jimin and still call it "bedroom pop"? If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you’re plotting to turn your room into a shrine where creepily cute posters of your favorite idols hang as if they’d give you relationship advice. Spoiler: They won’t, especially when they can’t even handle the love triangle in their own music videos! And let’s talk about those most played songs—“Rodrick Rules”? Is that the soundtrack to your current identity crisis? Were you trying to load up your library with so many genres that even Spotify got confused and spat you out a weird mess of alternative angst mixed with K-Pop fantasy? You’ve diversified like you’re trying to hedge your bets in the music market, but instead, you’ve created a sonic yard sale. Please, for the sake of decency, pick a side and stick to it; otherwise, you might just start a “What’s That Genre?” podcast that no one wanted, where the first episode is exclusively about your chaotic love for “It’s Been So Long.”

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists