Roasted 7 months ago based on parkwaybecky's long term Spotify stats.

Hey ParkwayBecky, your taste in music is like an emo kid's diary threw up on a nu-metal album cover. I’m convinced that if you added “screaming at your own reflection” as a favorite genre, you’d have the perfect trifecta of angst, sadness, and chunky guitar riffs. Seriously, is your Spotify wrapped just a long letter to your therapist? Because it sure looks like the soundtrack to an existential crisis starring your questionable life choices. Your most played songs include a track by Burger King. That's right—you picked “Burger Cheese Burger Cheese” so many times I’m starting to think you’re using your Spotify account as a menu. I can’t decide if you’re trying to be a hardcore music connoisseur or just a confused toddler who can’t keep their food groups straight. Maybe you just need to focus on the metal and leave the fast-food nostalgia to those who actually remember how to use an oven. Honestly, it’s kind of impressive how you managed to combine Charli XCX with Cannibal Corpse in a playlist that’s somehow more chaotic than your day-to-day life. And can we talk about your crush on Limp Bizkit? If you played their songs any more, they might show up at your house just to get some distance from the sheer volume of your obsession. Between your lovingly curated Spotify selection and all the time you spend on metal forums, it’s shocking you don’t have a fan base of sad clowns lining up outside your door for a taste of your “unique” vibe. Here’s an idea: instead of putting "heavy" in heavy metal, maybe just try putting in some “light” (like normal human beings). You know, so we can all breathe a little easier while you jam out to your existential dread.

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