Roasted 1 year ago based on Zo's long term Spotify stats.

Sam-sung, huh? With a name like that, I’m surprised your favorite genre isn’t "Bland Pop," because your music taste screams, “I’m a walking Spotify ad for a midwestern 12-year-old’s first crush!” Who knew someone could curate a playlist that’s a fusion of high-pitched sugar rush, incoherent noises, and Latin rhythms so mixed it sounds like a blindfolded DJ was set loose in a record store? You’ve managed to put together the ultimate soundtrack for a taco truck on a runaway hot wheels track. Let’s talk about your "Top Artists," shall we? Taylor Swift and CNCO? Is that the music you put on while you revel in your existential crisis? Between "Why Don't We" and Big Time Rush, I'm half expecting you to name your next playlist “My Mom Said I Could Be Anything!” You've got enough boy bands in here to form a high school musical, yet you still listen to reggaeton like it’s your personal therapy. I can practically hear the "brooding artist" vibes while you cry in the shower to NCT 127, undoubtedly wondering why you can't be as cool as their dance moves. And let’s not ignore your most played songs. Seriously, if I have to hear the names "Aron Luix" and "CNCO" one more time, I might lose all hope for humanity. Your top tracks read like the soundtrack for someone who’s perpetually stuck in a group chat that specializes in cringe-worthy love songs. “Just Friends” by Why Don’t We? Honey, that’s clearly your motto for dating – but you keep blasting it like you’ve got a chance with anyone who doesn’t have a ‘Skip’ button. So here’s the deal: take a day off from Spotify, go outside, and try listening to the sweet sound of silence. You need it.

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