Roasted 2 years ago based on porc3lqin's long term Spotify stats.

Asterpot, looking at your Spotify profile is like taking an awkward stroll through a tween’s diary. You claim to have taste, but your favorite genres read like a desperate attempt to tick every box on an emo bingo card. Seriously, "Zoomergaze"? Is that when kids aimlessly scroll TikTok while nursing their overpriced oat milk lattes? Your playlist is so confused, it’s like it’s trying to grab a slice of every possible market—next stop, "Boring Elevator Music"! Top artists? Girl, you'd think we just burst out of a high school prom from 2016! Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande? Welcome to the land of the Basic B's! I’ve seen more originality from a Payless shoe ad. And I don’t even know what you’re going for with "Melodic Metalcore." Are you trying to punch your way through the walls of mediocrity with a little bit of preppy angst? Because, spoiler alert: it’s not working. "Milk" as an artist? What’s next, a band called "Bread"? As for your most played songs, they're a classic case of "please send help." It's like you took your Spotify on a rollercoaster ride of emotional instability—plummeting from existential dread with "Helena" to a cringey teen romance with every other Ariana track. And "we can't be friends (wait for your love)"? Do you need a hug or a pep talk? Either way, at least your playlist reflects the chaotic mess that is your musical psyche. Keep it up, and you might just unlock a new encoding for angst called "Lamentcore." Bravo!

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