Roasted 19 days ago based on Nicolau Sobrosa's long term Spotify stats.

Nicolau Sobrosa, the human equivalent of a post-it note stuck to a fridge full of expired leftovers. Your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream combined with a college student trying to impress their friends with a random assortment of genres. "Alternative Rock," "Garage Rock," and "Fado"? What are you, a confused musical chef throwing every ingredient into a blender hoping for a gourmet smoothie? Newsflash: nobody wants a sip of your experimental mixtape of existential crisis and broken dreams. Your top artists list looks like an over-caffeinated indie kid’s diary after a breakup. "The Strokes," "Radiohead," and "Muse" are basically the soundtrack to your early 2000s emo phase, but you've sprinkled in a little Bad Bunny for 'spice' – which honestly just sounds like an awkward attempt at a cultural crossover. If music tastes were grades, yours would be edging dangerously close to a participation trophy. And "Jacob Collier"? Bravo for pretending to understand complex harmonies while your Spotify “Most Played” has more feels than your love life. As for your most played songs, good luck getting through that list without crying in your artisanal coffee. “All My Love” by Coldplay? Really? You didn't think that romance was already a touchy subject? And the fact that you’ve got “Ubi Caritas et Amor” by a choir is honestly impressive—who knew your emotional range extended beyond “sad boy in a turtleneck”? You're the kind of person who chooses soundtrack subgenres based on zodiac signs. Just remember, having a playlist does not mean you’re deep; sometimes, it just means you really like pretending you’re significantly more cultured than you actually are.

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