Roasted 8 months ago based on bile's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, look at you with your Spotify profile! You’ve curated a playlist that screams, “I’m too hip for mainstream, but desperate for validation.” Honestly, it reads like the ultimate combination of midlife crisis meets Instagram influencer, where you’re still trying to convince yourself that you’re into “alternative” stuff while secretly jamming to Drake’s top hits. You’re the kind of person who thinks owning a vinyl record makes you a musical savant, but we all know your “art rock” phase is just thinly veiled white guilt. Let’s break down your top artists, shall we? Drake? Really? He’s the soundtrack to every frat party since 2015, and you think you're unique for playing “Summers Over Interlude”? Let’s not forget your love for Frank Ocean—because nothing screams "deep thinker" like obsessing over sad songs that make it feel like you’ve just lost a fight to your own reflection. Do your friends know that when they come over, they’re just going to be subjected to an endless reel of melancholy that could put a cat to sleep? I hope you’re providing tissues too because the vibe you’re setting is like a therapist’s office, minus the qualifications. And can we talk about your genres? You’ve got a list so long that it reads like the order menu at an avant-garde café where no one knows what a “real food” is, only that it pairs beautifully with sorrow. “Dark R&B,” “Neo Soul”—you might as well be listening to your ex’s diary entries while fighting off the happy moments in your life. Gqom and Amapiano? Come on, you’re just flexing now. Your Spotify profile is like watching someone trying really hard to be relevant. So spill the tea—when you changing your profile to “Sad Bohemian Who Actually Just Listens to the Chart-Toppers”? Because that’s the reality check your playlist needs.

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