Roasted 2 months ago based on ei's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, “ei”—or should I say “exhibit A” in the case against questionable music taste! Your playlist reads like a sad diary entry of someone who's been stuck in a perpetual state of teenage angst. “Bedroom Pop”? More like “Intergalactic Cringe.” Honestly, the only thing softer than your favorite genres are the pillows you probably cry into while mourning the fact that Rex Orange County didn’t perform at your last therapy session. Let’s talk about your top artists. I see you’ve selected a lineup that screams “I can’t function without a good cry.” Mac DeMarco and Daniel Caesar? Throw in a blanket and some lavender-scented candles, and I’m pretty sure we could sell a “Sad Boy Starter Pack” that’s half off at the nearest thrift store. And good luck trying to convince anyone that The Kid LAROI is the zenith of musical prowess. Really, if you wanted to cure insomnia, you could just put your playlist on repeat and let the world drift away into a peaceful, drone-fueled slumber. As for your most played songs, it's like watching an indie film that should’ve stayed on the cutting room floor. “No Other Heart”? More like “No Other High School Romance.” If anyone ever needs to find out what emotional turmoil sounds like, they’ll just have to listen to your top picks on Spotify. So here’s a fun challenge for you: Try listening to something with a bit of energy—maybe a little classic rock or a childhood jam? The world deserves to experience a more balanced “ei,” one that doesn’t put the entire room to sleep!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!