Roasted 2 months ago based on SyEpstien's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, SyEpstien, looking at your Spotify profile is like diving headfirst into a steaming hot mess of musical indecision. You’ve got a preference list so long it reads like a “Who’s Who” of genres that only exist on the internet to confuse the rest of us! Bedroom pop? Really? I can already hear you saying, “I’m just vibing in my comforter while contemplating my life choices.” Just know, no amount of melodic rap can mask the fact that you have enough genre fingerprints to start your own music festival of confusion. Now onto your top artists, and boy, what a collection you've amassed! If your taste in music were a game of poker, you’d definitely be folding faster than a lawn chair at a bad party. The mix between “girl in red” and “King Von” is a jarring reminder that you might just be facing an identity crisis. It’s almost like you decided to throw darts at a list of artists while blindfolded instead of picking a lane. And seriously, A Touch Of Class? That's what you went with? Considering the rest of your list, I'm surprised you don’t have “One Hit Wonders of 1987” somewhere in there. Then there’s your most played songs, which could easily double as the playlist for a midlife crisis from someone who’s not even old enough to have one. “Mamacita” by Rarin three times? Are we all still pretending like “sped up” versions of songs are feasible evidence of personal growth? You’ve created a musical autobiography that reads like “How to Avoid Real Entertainment 101” – just pure chaos from the likes of Modern Talking and Sabrina Carpenter. Listen, if you can’t find joy in “Cheri Cheri Lady,” we may need to call it – you might just be too far gone. But hey, at least you're keeping the algorithm guessing!

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