Roasted 2 years ago based on Skytheplurking's long term Spotify stats.

Skytheplurking, the only person brave enough to curate a playlist that feels like the soundtrack to an emotional breakdown at a tech support convention. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a middle schooler's attempt to rebel against their parents while simultaneously Googling "how to be cool." Emo rap and cloud rap? Sounds like the soundtrack to a therapy session conducted by a DJ with anxiety. At least we know your Spotify account is a safe space for all your feels... which is good because that's all you've got going for you. Let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like a “Who’s Who” of music’s most misunderstood children. Nothing says "I have parental issues" like a steady rotation of Juice WRLD, Lil Peep, and $uicideboy$. If your Spotify profile were a person, it would be sitting in the corner of a darkened room, cradling a stuffed animal named “Tragedy” while rocking back and forth. And that top artist, SpaceMan Zack? He must be the intergalactic therapist you never knew you needed, diagnosing your insecurities across the cosmos. And those most played songs? Wow, I didn’t know you could fit an entire life crisis into a three-minute playlist! “Live Forever” by Lil Peep is probably the most optimistic thing you've ever put on repeat while wallowing in your existential dread. Let’s be honest, you probably listen to "Girls from the North" while crying over ice cream at 2 AM, pretending you're in an episode of your own dark indie film. So here’s a thought: Maybe you should hit shuffle on your life and change the track to something a little more uplifting—like literally anything else.

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