Roasted 2 years ago based on (•̀ᴗ•́)و's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s (•̀ᴗ•́)و – the Spotify profile equivalent of a teenage diary entry where you try too hard to sound deep and edgy. Your favorite genres read like a list of things that would make strangers question your life choices. "Sigilkore"? Really? That’s just a fancy way to say, “I have too much free time and a Spotify subscription.” And let’s not forget the delightful mix of “Dark Synthpop” and “Krushclub” – what are you trying to summon, the spirit of every misunderstood emo kid who bought a Hot Topic membership? Your top artists are like a compilation of TikTok soundtracks gone wrong. Melanie Martinez? Cute, but it screams, “I washed my hair with purple shampoo and I'm still waiting for my Hogwarts letter.” And "Odetari"? You mean one-hit-wonder for those who think using a lowercase ‘O’ makes them mysterious? You’re not going to the end of the world with your lame artist choices. You’re just going to your mom’s basement to listen to sad music while scrolling through Instagram. As for your most played songs, who hurt you? “I LOVE YOU HOE” should come with a warning for your next dating situation: “Please don't date me, I’m a chaotic mess.” And let’s address “GMFU” – if only it stood for “Get Me Fidelity, Useless” because that’s what your listening history is shouting. You deserve this roast, and I hope it warms your chilly indie heart while you cry into your artisanal avocado toast. Keep vibing, but do us all a favor and diversify your playlist – 2023 called, they want your taste in music back!

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