Roasted 2 years ago based on Melissa's long term Spotify stats.

So, let me get this straight—your Spotify profile is basically the shrine to Amadeüs? If your love for that man were any more obvious, you’d have to start charging admission to your “La Última Canción” fan club meetings. Seriously, do you have a shrine at home with flickering candles and a life-sized cutout in a leather jacket? Come on, buddy, did you know Amadeüs isn’t touring anytime soon? The only concert you’re going to see is the one you host in your parents’ basement while your mom brings you snacks and cranks the AC up to the “almost uncomfortable” level. And your favorite genres list reads like the biography of a confused teenager who can’t settle on their personality. Spanish Metal? Post-Grunge? Are you just throwing words together like a blender with no lid? I mean, who doesn’t love accidentally getting a pinch of ‘Nu’ in their ‘Metal’? I get it—“metal” is your safe word for expressing how painfully angsty you are. Believe me, the only thing more intense than your obsession with melodic metalcore is your utter inability to choose a single favorite band that isn't clearly just one guy's entire discography. Last but definitely not least, can we talk about how your top played songs look like a 'Best Of' collection from a power-chord-happy Spaniard who decided to take a sabbatical to learn how to write love songs but... with way too many minor keys? You’ve played Amadeüs’ songs so much that I’m convinced your Spotify account has developed a crush on him, too. Newsflash: he’s fictional, and your obsession is crossing into stalker territory. At this rate, your Profile Picture should be an image of you under a "Wanted" poster listing “Amadeüs’ #1 Fan” as the crime!

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