Roasted 1 year ago based on Maël's long term Spotify stats.

Maël, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler’s mixtape after discovering their parents’ old iPod. I mean, "Pop Urbaine"? Really? Did you think throwing in random French words would elevate your musical palate, or were you just trying to impress your Francophile buddy whose taste is as questionable as yours? Your genre selection looks like the soundtrack to a party that was canceled due to everybody having better things to do—like watching paint dry. Let’s talk about those top artists. Placing "Maroon 5" and "XXXTENTACION" side by side is a juxtaposition that screams, "I can't decide if I wanna cry over a breakup or just wallow in emotional chaos." Also, how is "SICK LEGEND" even a thing? Sounds like you’re just trying to flex your underground knowledge without realizing you’ve actually been listening to elevator music’s distant cousin. And come on, if you're rocking out to "I Gotta Feeling" at this point in life, you might as well pop a vaudeville hat on and call it a night; the 2000s have officially filed a restraining order against you. Honestly, your most played songs list is a cry for help. "Past Lives (slowed to perfection) - TikTok Remix"? You’re really giving off “I whisper my secrets to my stuffed animals” vibes, my dude. What’s next, “Carly Rae Jepsen” as your emotional support artist? The only reason "Call Me Maybe" should ever be played is as a nostalgic joke, not as part of a routine. If your taste in music is all over the place, maybe it’s time to reevaluate why your playlist resembles the Ottawa flea market exploded and now you're left sifting through the aftermath, chuckling nervously at your choices.

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