Roasted 2 years ago based on Cameron Thomson's long term Spotify stats.

Cameron Thomson, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of an angsty teenager who never graduated high school. Let’s break this down: pop punk, metalcore, and a sprinkle of neon — you really had a "come scream at me for a $10 ticket” vibe brewing, didn’t you? If your taste in music were a person, they’d be the one who enthusiastically tries to convince everyone that wearing cargo shorts and a My Chemical Romance tee is still acceptable in 2023. You probably consider Pixie a mood, but let's be real; it’s just the sound of midlife crises for boys who refuse to grow up. Your top artists read like the "Who's Who" of music for people who peaked at 16. Bad Omens and Bring Me The Horizon? Wow, such originality! What’s next, are you gonna drop your mixtape of TikTok covers and call it "The Anxious Chronicles"? I can already picture you in the dark, headbanging in your room with a poster of Paramore as your biggest achievement. Seriously, though, this playlist could use some actual variety instead of sounding like a broken record on repeat—maybe throw in some actual pop or a little jazz for a change. Your Spotify account is like one long moody teenager story that nobody asked to hear. And those most played songs? Wow, "CONCRETE JUNGLE"? Sounds more like a cry for help than a listening choice. Your taste is so one-dimensional it could practically be a PowerPoint slide. It’s like you’ve committed to a musical triathlon where the only events are pessimism, heartbreak, and headbanging until you realize this is all just an endless cycle of despair. So, Cameron, here’s to your profile: may it forever echo in the vast void of other people trying to figure out if you’re a high school dropout or just really, really deep—spoiler alert: it’s the former!

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