Roasted 9 months ago based on Derek Lee's long term Spotify stats.

Derek, your Spotify profile reads like a middle school diary that accidentally got published on a music streaming platform. "Pop Punk," "Synthwave," and “Art Pop”? Is this a music profile or a desperate plea for emotional validation? Honestly, the only thing more confused than your playlist is your taste in music. You’ve covered every sonic base like you’re trying to win a feel-good participation trophy at a hipster convention. Your top artists make it seem like you’re stuck in a never-ending emotional crisis. Taylor Swift and blink-182? Were you fresh out of a breakup when you made this? And Andrew Lloyd Webber in your top ten? Talk about swinging from “All Too Well” to “Phantom of the Opera.” The only thing missing is a heartfelt spoken-word track about how you haven’t figured out life since that one girl from high school friend-zoned you. Seriously, Derek, how many times can you listen to “I Miss You” before it becomes self-therapy? When I look at your most played songs, it’s clear that Chromeo is basically your personal anthem. What’s next, a tribute album dedicated to your favorite window stickers? "Fancy Footwork" may be your jam, but let’s be real: it’s more like your awkward shuffle at a wedding. If Spotify had a “Here’s a Playlist to Cry Alone In Your Room” feature, yours would be the poster child. So keep jamming, Derek! Your musical hot mess has brought me joy, and I can't wait to see you grace the playoffs of the "What Are You Doing With Your Life?" competition!

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