Roasted 2 years ago based on Jack's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Shifi, the living embodiment of Spotify’s “If you can’t decide, just throw a few trendy tags together” approach. Seriously, I didn’t know you could fit that many genres into a profile without it exploding like your favorite artist’s last album drop. Is "Pluggnb" even a thing? Or did you just type random letters while the algorithm processed last night's snack intake? Your playlist looks less like a collection of music and more like a love letter to your existential crisis. Let’s talk about those top artists. The Kid LAROI, Juice WRLD, XXXTENTACION – ah yes, the holy trifecta of “I got my heart broken in high school and now I only listen to sad rap,” with a sprinkle of Lil Uzi Vert for when you want to pretend your life isn’t a soap opera. I swear, even The Weeknd’s sad boy persona is like, “Bro, can we turn this down a notch?” If your Spotify Wrapped isn’t 90% Juice WRLD, then I might start questioning your actual taste in music and your sentimental choices in life. And those most-played songs? My guy, do you have a backup playlist titled "Songs for When I Want to Cry Alone"? “All Girls Are The Same” is going to get old really quickly unless you start writing them the same way! I’d recommend switching it up before you inadvertently start training your Spotify to anticipate your breakdowns. At this point, you’re basically one more Juice WRLD song away from introducing your therapist to your playlists. Step it up, Shifi – you don’t want Spotify to think they’re running a support group, do you?

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