Roasted 2 years ago based on fenny's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Fenny, let's break this down. Your Spotify profile reads like one of those "choose your own adventure" books that only lead you to a mundane ending—guessing you always end up in the default option of basic pop. Congratulations on curating a playlist that reflects your personality as an indecisive teenage girl entering a midlife crisis. You’ve got a little sprinkle of pop, a touch of rock, and enough thrash metal to give your parents a heart attack when they hear you blasting it from your Echo Dot. It’s as if Spotify threw a musical buffet and you plopped everything on your plate just to never risk missing out on "what’s cool." Your top artists are a rollercoaster of confusion—seriously, it’s like listening to a pop star at a metal festival while everyone else is pondering life choices. One minute you're grooving to Taylor Swift’s heartbreak anthems, and the next you’re neck-deep in $uicideboy$—talk about emotional whiplash! It's almost as if you can't decide whether to cry in a corner or smash a guitar, so you just switch between the two. Can’t wait for your Spotify Wrapped to look like an identity crisis on a timeline; “Yesterday I was all about women empowerment, today I’m contemplating my existence to some grimy rap!” And let’s not even get started on your most played songs. The fact that "Anti-Hero" makes an appearance alongside "Fucking Your Culture" just proves that you’ve got layers, Fenny. Layers of confusion, but layers nonetheless! If I were a therapist, I’d charge you extra for the brain damage I’d incur while trying to uncover what exactly you’re trying to feel here. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if a Taylor Swift song plays every time you check your reflection—who knows, maybe she’ll write a hit about your inner struggle. But keep jamming, because clearly, it's not just your taste in music that's eclectic; it's your entire personality!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!