Roasted 2 months ago based on Cris's long term Spotify stats.

Cristina, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of bad musical choices, and I’m not talking about that trendy brunch spot where they serve avocado toast. I mean you’ve got a spread that looks like the rejected entries from a talent show for middle schoolers who just discovered their parent's Spotify accounts. Honestly, "Hyperpop" and "Manele"? That's a crossover even a talented DJ would avoid like a rabid raccoon. Your top artists read like an algorithm gone rogue after a night out on questionable substances. Are you gathering them for an intervention or just to tell them how good they are at being the very best at bad taste? Your most played songs scream "I was a teenager in the 2010s and still haven't left my awkward phase." I mean, you’ve got tracks like "GOOD LOYAL THOTS" and “Before I Die I'm Tryna F You Baby” – congratulations, Cristina, you’ve officially made a compelling case for celibacy. This playlist of questionable themes feels more like a cosplay event for emotional turmoil and unrequited love than a well-curated collection of bops. Did you throw darts at a list of angry lyrics and see where they landed? Because I’m convinced that's how you put together this sonic mess—one blindfolded throw at a time. And let's not ignore that mix of genres—it's like a fever dream cocktail of every angst-filled mood that has ever swept through a high school bathroom. Your favorite genre list has more personality shifts than a table of drunken friends arguing over which one of them is actually the worst at making a life decision. You’ve brought together a wild party of sound that feels more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday gone wrong. So, please, Cristina, next time you curate your Spotify, let’s aim for a playlist more "passable tunes" and less "desperate search for identity.” For the love of all things musical, make it happen!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!