Roasted 2 months ago based on Çeliko's long term Spotify stats.

Çeliko, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a middle school emo kid's diary. Seriously, the amount of angsty Linkin Park and Slipknot songs here could fuel a support group for anyone who's ever shouted "why me?" into their pillow. If I had a dollar for every time you played "In the End," I could afford to buy you some new artists. I mean, what are you waiting for? A time machine to go back to 2005? You’ve got enough metal in your playlist to build a concert stage—too bad all that banging still can’t drown out the tears of your unfulfilled Spotify Discover Weekly. And let's talk about your favorite genres, shall we? Looks like you’ve taken diversity in music choices and tossed it out the window like a rap-metal hybrid gone wrong. Alternative Metal? Nu Metal? Drift Phonk? You sound like you tried to put all the extreme genres in a blender and hit “mode.” If your playlist were a person, it would totally be the one getting kicked out of parties for trying to headbang to pop music while wearing a fedora. It’s a miracle your music taste hasn’t set off a metal detector yet. Come on, Çeliko, your most played songs are all crying out for a serious intervention! You do realize there’s a whole world of music out there that isn't just the soundtrack to angst, right? I mean, just a sprinkle of variety could save you from being the human embodiment of a hot topic. You might want to check out some recommendations—maybe even try something outside of your self-imposed “mood of despair.” Who knows? You might actually discover that music doesn’t have to come with a side of therapy bills! Make room on that playlist for a little joy, my friend!

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