Roasted 22 days ago based on indii's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, indii—the human embodiment of a teenage diary that never grew up. Seriously, with a favorite genre list plastered with more "emo" and "screamo" than a mid-2000s MySpace profile, it’s like your musical taste is a cry for help that no one understands. You’ve picked enough angst-laden bands to fill a high school cafeteria's "life is pain" club, and honestly, even your Spotify algorithm must be rolling its eyes and muttering, "Not again!" Your top artists? It's like a “who's who” of musical nostalgia gone wrong. Red Hot Chili Peppers, you say? More like Red Hot 'Why Are You Still Here?' They probably wish you’d give it a rest after all these years. And as for Pierce The Veil—if you played their songs any more, they might just file for a restraining order on you. With all this post-hardcore love, you're not just riding the emotional rollercoaster; you're the conductor, and you can’t help but crash into every wall of '2004 is still alive.' And those most played songs? They scream, “I still wear my high school hoodie and cry in the shower!” Sure, “Scar Tissue” is a classic, but at this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just one long sob story with a side of “This is my last breakup playlist.” So here’s a suggestion: for your mental health, maybe once in a blue moon, throw in something upbeat—like a Taylor Swift track—because even your Spotify profile deserves a heartwarming plot twist every now and then!
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