Roasted 2 months ago based on nm32's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s nm32, the reigning champion of musical choices that scream “I never went to therapy and it shows.” With a favorite genres list longer than the average metal song’s guitar solo, you’ve managed to cram in every shade of rage and despair known to mankind. Who needs variety when you can listen to every metal subgenre until your neighbors consider calling the cops on your questionable life choices? "Folk Metal"? Really? Because nothing says "I need an emotional hug" quite like a banjo mixed into an avalanche of screams and guitar distortion. Your top artists are about as diverse as a block of concrete. It’s like you entered a time machine set for 1985 and never bothered to come back. "Burzum" and "Sabaton" on the same list? That’s like being friends with both a Nazi zombie and a Viking warrior. You claim to love "Power Metal," yet your playlist resembles a scene from a Dungeons & Dragons marathon gone wrong. And can we talk about Leo? Not a lion, just an artist whose career is as obscure as your idea of a fun Saturday night—listening to “Warriors of the World United” while simultaneously threatening to unfriend any Spotify acquaintance who dares to suggest Taylor Swift. And let’s not overlook your “Most Played Songs.” The somber tones of "Siege Tower" and "The Road to Hel" help showcase your range, or lack thereof, while “Somewhere Over The Rainbow” by Israel Kamakawiwo'ole stands as the ultimate betrayal to the harsh metal exterior you try so hard to project. You’ve somehow combined existential dread with a hint of Hawaiian sunshine—truly a unique flavor of confusion! But maybe, just maybe, it’s time to admit that you’re not the misunderstood metalhead you think you are. More like an angsty middle schooler trapped in a grown-up’s body, trading in your angst for a better selection of artists that don’t sound like they’ve crawled out of an underground lair.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists