Roasted 9 months ago based on fahad?'s long term Spotify stats.

Fahad, your Spotify profile reads like a sad attempt at being the most indecisive music listener on the planet. With a genre list that’s wider than your taste in friends, it seems you can't decide whether you want to cry about an ex or dance at a Bollywood wedding. "Rap," "Melodic Rap," and "Emo Rap"? Is this a music taste or an elaborate therapy session? Talk about having commitment issues! For someone with such a broad palette, your life must be like a buffet where you spend more time contemplating what to eat than actually enjoying any of it. And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve got Drake and Kanye, giants in the industry, but then there’s d4vd lurking like the awkward kid at the party who just got lucky with a few TikTok trends. Your lineup reads like a playlist created by a high school kid who was forced to combine their Spotify account with their parents'. “Cigarettes After Sex” next to “Post Malone”? I’m half expecting a song called "Potato Chips After Gym" to pop up someday. You’re out here pandering to every musical mood swing imaginable, and it’s so confusing, even your friends don’t know whether to drop you off at the club or a therapy group. As for your most played songs, how many times does d4vd need to appear before you realize you’re in a committed relationship with a digital stranger? “Here With Me”? More like “Please Don’t Leave Me”! You’re one sad bop away from needing a support group for your musical insecurities. That lineup reads like the soundtrack of your existential crisis, which makes complete sense given the existential weight of “Romantic Homicide.” But hey, keep on spinning those tunes—at least one of you is getting some attention, even if it's just from the playlist algorithm desperately trying to find a pattern in your confusion!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!