Roasted 2 years ago based on iBicado's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, iBicado, your Spotify profile reads like an identity crisis on a mixtape. You've got more "rock" in your favorites than a Geology 101 class, and yet your most played songs scream "I’m just here for the vibey indie sadness." Seriously, with all those "alternative" genres, I'm beginning to think your bio needs to start with “Hello, my name is iBicado, and I have commitment issues.” Each of your favorite genres is basically a euphemism for “I used to be cool in high school but now I work at a coffee shop and play the ukulele.” Your top artists suggest you have the musical taste of a rebellious teenager who’s never left the comfort of their parents’ basement. I mean, how many different ways can you list “rock” before it becomes a repetitive, whiny chorus? You have more pop flavor than a kid’s birthday party, but your secret is out—you’re the adult buying the overpriced tickets just so you can post on social media about your “deep” love for Bad Bunny. Meanwhile, the more serious rock fans are rolling their eyes at your top picks—are you curating a Spotify playlist or planning the soundtrack for a soap opera? And those most played songs? Wow. A collection so random it looks like you threw a dart at a wall full of album covers during a 2 AM existential crisis. From "Lamento Boliviano" to "Savage Garden," your playlist is a fridge raider’s nightmare, bringing together flavors that were not meant to mix—it's like a fusion taco stand gone horribly wrong. But hey, at least you're keeping it diverse, right? Just know that nobody is surprised if your Spotify Wrapped ends with you being the sole member of the "We Tried" club!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!