Roasted 4 months ago based on v's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of "v"—the individual who thinks a collection of niche genres is a personality trait. Seriously, who knew someone could curate a playlist that's basically a hipster's fever dream? You must have been just a whisker away from adding "Vaporwave Symphony" and "Experimental Tuvan Throat Singing" to your list. And let’s be real: with tastes like these, I half-expect your favorite color to be "obscure." Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of the underground music scene where even the hipsters reject you for being too mainstream. When your favorite band is called "They Might Be Giants," it's hard not to wonder if you're just waiting for someone to step in or if you’re relying on sheer wishful thinking. And can we talk about your song choices? "Imigo no tamago"? Sounds less like a banger and more like what happens when you accidentally hit shuffle on a digital pet’s playlist. In a world of musical diversity, you've somehow managed to land on the musical equivalent of a grocery store’s expired snack aisle. You’ve got "Riot Grrrl" and "Post-Punk" in your arsenal—but when can we expect the revolution? Honestly, if your Spotify profile said, “I own 37 cats and live in my mother's basement,” I wouldn't be surprised. Keep it up, and you might just earn the title of "Patron Saint of Unmarketable Taste." Now load up that playlist and brace yourself for the judgment of those who haven’t spent a few too many hours in the darkest corners of the internet!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!