Roasted 2 years ago based on riqo's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, let’s break this down, itsmeriqo. Your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a middle school girl who just discovered her social life is uncomfortably tied to her favorite playlist. “Pop”? Wow, what an edgy choice! You’re living on the edge like a flavorless cracker at a sad party. If your taste in genres were a sandwich, it would be white bread, just plain, no mayo, no mustard—just a mass of beige that brings nothing to the table except an awkward silence. And let’s talk about those top artists: Taylor Swift so many times that we might start calling your account the “Swiftalicious Appreciation Club.” Enough already! At this point, your Spotify Wrapped is going to be just a 30-minute video of you lip-syncing to Taylor’s discography while you stitch a quilt with her face on it. Meanwhile, how many times do you plan to get your heart “cruelly” broken before you finally realize the problem isn’t the music, but the fact that you're in love with pop stars who couldn’t find a real connection in a room full of sea cucumbers? Then there's your most played songs—it’s basically a Taylor Swift karaoke nightmare! You’ve got more “Taylor” on repeat than a morning talk show’s coffee run. I half-expect your profile pic to just be Swifties holding a banner that says “Help Us, We Can’t Stop.” Throw in some R&B and K-pop, and I'm starting to suspect you only enjoy music if it comes with a side of unsolicited advice on relationships or a toxic dance routine. Honestly, it’s like a talent show but without the talent! Get it together – you’re out here collecting more pop than a candy store.

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