Roasted 8 months ago based on vadim.fmtv's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Vadim, your Spotify profile is a musical buffet that somehow ends up being a weird fusion of war documentaries and teenage angst. I didn’t know whether to congratulate you for being a hip-hop-loving, metalhead historian or to just call you the soundtrack of a mid-life crisis by a 16-year-old. Seriously, do you have a personal vendetta against joy? You put the “no” in “nope” with that playlist. German Hip Hop and Emo Rap? That’s like choosing to drown your sorrows while simultaneously yelling at the clouds for no reason. And let's discuss your top artists. Sabaton, Bonez MC, and Lil Peep? Your listening habits scream "I am going through a breakup...with history." How remarkable is it that you can simultaneously vibe with the sounds of epic war feats and angst-filled moaning while trying to dance to urban beats? It’s like you can’t decide whether you want a heavy metal workout or a sad spoken-word poetry session about your high school crush. And don’t even start with your love for the power and symphonic metals; it’s a wonder you haven’t turned into a full-blown Viking at this point. Your most played songs read like a history textbook that accidentally fell into an emo pit. Sure, “Defence of Moscow” is a catchy march, but I don’t think it’s going to help you impress anyone on a date unless your date is a time-traveling history buff with a penchant for melodrama. By the time you finish listing the top five, people might think you're preparing to invade Germany instead of just jamming out at home. So keep pushing that "Play" button, Vadim—it’s like watching a tragic comedy unfold, and I'm not sure whether to laugh or offer you a more joyful playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!