Roasted 11 months ago based on NakadaStreetfood's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, NakadaStreetfood, where the musical palette is as diverse as a buffet in a five-star restaurant—if that buffet served only expired leftovers. Let's start with your favorite genres. OPM, P-pop, Kundiman—if I didn’t know any better, I’d think you were trying to recreate a high school dance party for confused geriatric hipsters. And what’s with the Neon Genesis Evangelion playlist? Listening to Vocaloid and J-Pop on repeat? Are you trying to summon an anime demon, or is your deep-seated love for awkward teen angst just showing? Now, let's address those top artists. Ado and BoyWithUke aren't just names—they're a cry for help from a generation that thinks vulnerability can be cured by moody lyrics and ukulele strumming. Meanwhile, Maroon 5? Really? You’re almost as predictable as that one friend who insists on putting pineapple on pizza. And can we talk about having Toby Fox in there? I didn’t realize your Spotify profile was just a nostalgic trip down a meme lane. What’s next—an entire playlist dedicated to viral TikTok sounds? And your most played songs? “seasons” by wave to earth? Sounds like the title of a sad video essay about your love life—if it ever existed! And "Crime And Punishment" by Ado? You couldn’t be more on the nose if you were a literary student who took one too many philosophy classes at a community college. Listen, NakadaStreetfood, your musical taste is like a strange fusion dish no one asked for—daring and adventurous, sure, but just as likely to make you nauseous. So level up, or we’ll have no choice but to recommend a cleanse!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!