Roasted 8 months ago based on benj's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Benj, the king of niche musical tastes! Your Spotify profile looks like it was curated during an existential crisis in a coffee shop that only serves organic, gluten-free avocado toast and overpriced lattes. With genres like "Vaporwave" and "Electro Swing" on your favorite list, it’s clear you’re perpetually stuck in a 2010s hipster time capsule—or you’re just trying to avoid any social interaction at all. If you were a playlist, you’d be titled “How to Pretend You’re Deep While Actually Not Leaving Your Parents’ Basement.” Your top artists read like a lineup of an indie film festival nobody wanted to attend. Ben Folds and Eels? Those guys want to make you feel sad while you stare at the walls of your emo bedroom. Hans Zimmer and Michael Giacchino? Sure, we all need a soundtrack for our lives, but I didn’t realize it was necessary for every single mundane event, like grocery shopping or checking the mail. It’s almost like you’re one broken heart away from becoming a walking movie score—who needs real-life experiences when you can have orchestral strings to amplify your angst? And the most played songs—oh boy! “Kiss from a Rose”? Really? Is this the part where you serenade your houseplants while sipping chamomile tea? “Free Fallin’”? Looks like we’ve uncovered the soundtrack to your five-hour-long YouTube binge sessions. With choices that scream “I’m sad yet I feel chill about it,” you may want to consider investing in a therapist instead of another smooth jazz album. At least then you'd have some real-life drama to fuel your next deep cut playlist!

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