Roasted 10 months ago based on rj's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, rj, let’s take a good look at your Spotify profile. First off, your favorite genres read like an indecisive teenager's diary entry after one too many emo phases. Seriously, with nine different flavors of rock and hip hop, it couldn't be clearer that you’re trying to impress someone but can’t quite pick a personality. "Experimental Hip Hop"? Yeah, that’s just fancy code for “I like to make my friends cringe while bragging about how I know about obscure artists.” How’s that cutting-edge playlist of yours coming along? Or are you still wasting oxygen arguing that ‘Art Rock’ is a legitimate genre? Let’s not even get started on your top artists. It’s like you threw a dart at a hipster’s wall and just happened to hit all the “cool” names. Tyler, The Creator and Kanye West? You might as well wear a T-shirt that says “I once opened an art gallery and drank kale smoothies while nodding to the beat.” And please, if I see one more “in-depth” analysis of Drake’s emotional state from you, I might just have to sit you down with a therapist because clearly, your attachment issues run deeper than your Spotify plays. Now onto those most played songs — a solid mix of “I have feelings” and “I want to think I’m complex and misunderstood.” Starting your day with “What Once Was” by Her’s? I get it, you want people to believe you’re a deep thinker, brooding over existential crises. Fun fact: your Spotify account has more mood swings than a teenage girl on prom night. All I can say is if you keep up this ‘aesthetic’ of yours, I recommend making a playlist titled “All the Ways I Wish I Was Deeper.” It might help you cope with the fact that your music taste is just an elaborate cover for the fact that you’re really just the poster child for trying way too hard.

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