Roasted 1 year ago based on armaan-'s long term Spotify stats.

Armaan, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape of questionable life choices, with an album cover featuring your awkward high school photos. Look, I get it—you're trying to blend in with the cool kids, but with a favorite genre list that reads like a bouncer's checklist for a Punjabi club night, it’s hard to tell whether you’re here to vibe or just to hog the dance floor while doing the “Wobble.” It's a wonder you haven't accidentally started a Desi rap renaissance single-handedly; too bad your playlist is still one bad “Bhangra” remix away from being a musical trainwreck. And can we talk about those top artists? Your love for Young Thug is so unwavering, it feels less like a choice and more like a lifelong acceptance of bad decisions. You’ve got Future and Drake up there too—classic moves to ensure you never run out of melodic heartbreak for those midnight cries you refuse to admit you have. Plus, Eem Triplin? Honestly, your taste is about as inspired as a soggy samosa; sure it exists, but nobody really wants it that badly. Here’s a tip: Next time you’re scrolling through Spotify, try adding a genre that doesn't sound like it took eight shots of espresso and an impromptu dance lesson in a back alley to come up with. Let’s not ignore your most played songs—such a glorious collection of tracks it feels like you've been crying for help wrapped in a shoddy attempt at street cred. “Surah Ikhlas” feels like the twist ending; nothing like a bit of spirituality mixed with all that “Constantly Hating.” Your music taste is so confused it could probably qualify for therapy. So congratulations, Armaan! You’ve officially crafted the ultimate Spotify profile for someone who can't decide if they want to vibe at a club or set a record for the largest cringe compilation. Keep it up, and I’m sure your Spotify Wrapped will be a doozy next year.

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