Roasted 2 years ago based on TimiLuvMilfs's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Timi, your Spotify profile is like a culinary buffet where every dish is just a variation of rice. I see you out here trying to reclaim your African roots while also moonlighting as the world's most dedicated Nigerian music tourist. If I had a naira for every time I scrolled through your list and thought, “Wow, did Timi just discover Afrobeat last week?” I’d be rich enough to fund your next snore-fest of a playlist titled “Chill Vibes of 2022.” But bless your heart, you did manage to sprinkle in some variety with artists like NF and 347aidan. You sound confused, like you’re trying to figure out whether you want to vibe on the Lagos streets or cry in your white suburb. I mean, who does that? It’s like showing up to a jollof rice contest with a mac ‘n cheese casserole. Your top songs could be renamed to “A Playlist of Regrets,” because clearly, you’ve been through a rough patch of ‘I-just-heard-this-on-a-commercial’ phase. Now you’ve got the audacity to champion ‘Dancehall’? Come on! With a playlist like that, we might as well start a support group for people who can’t commit to a single genre. You're out here straddling more genres than a confused octopus at a music festival! If anyone ever asks about your taste in music, just show them your Spotify link and quickly change the subject—you're bringing shame to the very essence of “could be worse.”

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists