Roasted 6 months ago based on Astre01's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Astre01, the living proof that musical taste can decline faster than a teenager’s self-esteem after a breakup. J-Rock and Visual Kei? Congratulations, you somehow managed to combine the audio version of a meme and an early 2000s garage sale. Gothic Metal and Symphonic Metal—looks like someone took their angst from middle school and turned it into an entire Spotify profile. Seriously, you’re just a poorly rendered anime character away from morphing into your high school’s art project that everyone pretended to appreciate out of pity. Your top artists read like a list of the least marketable musicians in the universe. “ELFENSJóN” and “少女病”? I’m guessing if your Spotify profile were a food item, it’d be that weird thing you find in an Asian grocery store that you can’t identify but is definitely lurking at the back of the freezer. You might as well be blasting ‘90s anime on repeat while wearing a cape and fanning yourself dramatically. I mean, who needs mainstream appeal when you have the cosmic charm of obscure artists that even Google can’t spell correctly? And then there's your most played songs. Look, I’m all for niche tastes, but the fact that "Shoujo byou" got more airtime than your last conversation with a friend is alarming! If your songs were a person, they would wear eyeliner to bed and argue with their reflection about the meaning of existence. Let’s be real: you’re one failed relationship away from writing an entire symphony about a broken pencil. Next time you make a playlist, just remember—you’re not trying to craft the world’s saddest anime soundtrack; you’re supposed to have fun! But hey, who am I kidding? Keep blasting that melodramatic noise. You do you; just don’t expect to graduate from the School of Modern Melancholia anytime soon!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!