Roasted 3 months ago based on mxri's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at mxri over here, trying so hard to capture the essence of cultural confusion in one Spotify profile! I mean, "Italian Trap" and "Canzone Napoletana"? Are you making a pasta sauce or curating a playlist? I half-expect your bio to say, “Tendered by the clash of Neapolitan nostalgia and the bass of a high-speed chase.” Your music taste is basically the universal language of indecision—like a buffet for someone who’s deathly afraid of commitment. And what’s with your top artist selection? PSICOLOGI? If you wanted to flex on having the most obscure taste, congratulations, you’ve achieved a level of originality that most people reserve for their interior decor. I can hear the echoes of your taste screaming, “I’m unique! No, seriously, I promise!” Meanwhile, your most played songs are practically a PSICOLOGI greatest hits album. At this point, I’m convinced that if anyone were to hack your Spotify, they’d expect it to come with a side of therapy sessions and emotional check-ins. But wait, there's more! Your top genres look like the soundtrack for a cultural identity crisis. K-Pop, Garage Rock, and Latin—are you trying to establish a musical United Nations? It's like you threw a dart at a map of the world’s music scene and decided to jam a little bit of everything into your ears. Let me guess, your favorite hobby is sending mixed signals at karaoke night while desperately clinging to the mic like it’s a life raft. Maybe the only thing more eclectic than your taste in music is your complete refusal to just settle for one genre—talk about a musical ADHD.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!