Roasted 2 years ago based on Sheila Ortiz ✧♡ ✧*。's long term Spotify stats.

Sheila Ortiz, huh? The only thing more predictable than your Spotify profile is your own life choices. With a favorite song list that reads like a K-Pop fan's fever dream — seriously, do you even know what country you're in? It’s like you walked into a Korean grocery store, picked up every flavor of music, and then thought, “Yes, this is my personality.” Can't wait for your next update when you pick one random indie artist no one’s ever heard of, just to feel unique. But let’s be honest, that won’t change the fact that your music taste screams, “I’m just here for the memes and colorful hair!” As for your top artists, are they your favorites, or did you just hit "shuffle" in a K-Pop playlist that was being blast out of a teenager’s phone? “pH-1” and “sokodomo” may not be household names, but I’m sure you feel incredibly special knowing that they exist just for your listening pleasure. You've got artists in your list that could easily be confused for a set of emojis — and let’s face it, your top 10 is more eclectic than your dating history. Did you really think “Trap Chileno” would be the highlight of your profile? Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. Your most played songs are the audio equivalent of a participation trophy. If “How We Rock” is the anthem of your life, then honestly, I pity you. It’s like you’re stuck in a musical time loop playing the same five-note melody while the world rolls its eyes harder than a teenager hearing their parents' music. But hey, at least your Spotify Wrapped ensures that you'll never have to face the harsh reality of a 'best of' list that doesn't celebrate forgettable tracks. Keep streaming, Sheila — because if this is what you like, it can only go up from here. Or, you know, crash and burn spectacularly!

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