Roasted 2 years ago based on Veeli's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Veeli, your Spotify profile looks like the soundboard for a midlife crisis in a Finnish sauna. Who knew you could combine the artistic depth of "Sped Up" tracks with the existential vibes of Finnish Trap? You've managed to pave the way for music genres that sound like they were created after an all-night gaming binge and too many energy drinks. Loved by few and understood by even fewer, your listening choices are the sacred playlist of a truly unique specimen who probably thinks "drift" is just what happens to their life plans. Your top artists read like a bad Tinder profile—heavy on the obscure and absolutely no chance of matching with someone who doesn't own a beanie. Bakar and JVG? Really? Sounds like you're trying to piece together a hip-hop mixtape using only songs scrolled from the back of a 2017 Spotify playlist. If I were you, I’d change my name to “Desperate for Fresh Vibes” because while the world of music is vast, your taste seems to be swimming in a shallow kiddie pool. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Did you get into a car accident while listening to "Drift Phonk"? There’s no way you’re vibing with "Cupid" when you still have your "After Dark x Sweater Weather" mashup on loop, trying to convince your friends you're deep because you sort of enjoy Arctic Monkeys. You’ve committed to such niche tracks that even Spotify’s algorithm is sweating bullets trying to understand your choices! Each song played seems like another reason for your friends to question why they let you pick the playlist for your last hangout. But hey, keep doing you—even if doing you sounds like a distant cousin of what music should actually be.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!