Roasted 1 year ago based on Jacob.niner's long term Spotify stats.

Jacob.niner, huh? With a Spotify lineup that reads like an over-caffeinated hipster's diary, it's clear you’ve never met a genre you didn’t want to suffocate with your pretentious taste. “Indietronica”? Really? What’s next, “Ultra-Specific Boutique Pop”? Lacking any true range, your playlists scream, “I went to art school for a degree I don't use and my biggest accomplishment is knowing who’s underrated in the world of Norwegian Pop.” Congrats, you're one Spotify algorithm away from becoming a human Mood Board! Your top artists read like a Buzzfeed article titled "10 Bands You've Never Heard Of But Should Totally Have on Your Next Pinterest Board." With a lineup that sounds like bad dinner party conversation, I can only assume your friends are just as confused as the rest of us. But hey, at least you can claim you’re “cultured" while you awkwardly sip kombucha and nod along at a LÉON concert everyone else is too embarrassed to attend! I hope you bring enough self-awareness to that show or else you might just end up dancing to “Electropop" like it's 2012. And speaking of your most played songs, I didn’t know there was a category for "Cringe-Inducing Soundtrack for Awkward Gym Sessions." “Friend’s House Party”? Is that the only party you’ve been invited to this year? C'mon Jacob, I know the world of obscure indie pop is calling your name, but maybe pick up a few tracks that won’t sound like the inspiration behind a low-budget Netflix rom-com. Just remember, the next time you put "Art Pop" on full blast, it’s a bold move—much like your choice to ignore chart-toppers in favor of music that barely registers on the general public’s radar. Good luck pushing that boulder up the hill of musical relevancy!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!