Roasted 7 months ago based on Corey Van Kampen's long term Spotify stats.

Corey Van Kampen: the only guy who can give a death metal concert a one-man mosh pit. Honestly, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a high school emo kid's existential crisis. With a favorite genres list longer than a Metallica guitar solo, you’ve turned “loud and angry” into an art form. I bet your favorite pastime is subtly trying to convince people that “Pop Punk” is just as valid as “Deathcore,” right before you howl at your sad life choices from the comfort of your basement. Your top artists make it look like you tried to create a playlist for the end of the world, and it almost works! “Lorna Shore” followed by “Smash Mouth”? Talk about mood swings! You’ve literally went from “All Star” to “All Death” in the blink of an eye. Are you curating a funeral playlist or just trying to bury your own social life under a layer of breakdowns? There's nothing like vibing to 20 guitarists shredding in perfect cacophony while you simultaneously contemplate your life choices – you might need those nonstop riffs to drown out your inner voice questioning your decisions. And your most played songs? Wow, what a range! Half of these tracks sound like names for obscure horror movies, while the other half is clearly from the kind of angsty teen phase that never quite got healed. I can only assume “Cursed to Die” is on repeat because you’re emotionally preparing yourself for the single life – which, with tastes like yours, is probably better off. Keep rocking those headphones, Corey! We all need a soundtrack for our unavoidable descent into madness every now and then.

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