Roasted 4 months ago based on alicjaaa's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Alicjaaa, your Spotify profile looks like a musical identity crisis waiting to happen. I mean, “Rock En Español” and “Hyperpop” in the same breath? It's like you're trying to sum up your life in a blender and hit "puree" — a chaotic mix that just doesn’t quite vibe. Let’s be real, if your playlist got any more eclectic, it would start charging rent for squatting in soundcloud’s weirdest corners. Your favorite artists list reads like a high school yearbook gone wrong. "Bo Burnham" and "Luis Miguel"? It’s as if you went from contemplating the existential dread of TikTok fame to belting out romantic ballads for your abuela, all while scrolling through memes. You’re like those people who say they love travel but haven’t quite made it past their backyard. Seriously, “Lovejoy”? You must really love the feeling of being unreasonably betrayed by your taste in music. And as for your most played songs, they’re a delightful mess that's akin to watching someone attempt to ride a unicycle while juggling flaming swords. “Washing Machine Heart”? Girl, you must really resonate with every cycle of life’s laundry, because only a heart heavy with detergent would pick that for a personal anthem. Are you trying to let us know you've got an emotional spill cycle going strong? Honestly, the only thing more puzzling than that top ten is why you’ve decided to forge an entire genre for songs titled in languages that sound like they escaped from Google Translate. Keep it up, and you might just end up as the butt of the playlist roast at the next hipster coffee shop.

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