Roasted 2 years ago based on melanie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mel, if your Spotify profile was a musical festival, it would definitely be the one that no one wants to attend but can’t help but stumble upon and regret it immediately. Your favorite genres alone are a chaotic pile of hipster nonsense that would send any normal person running for the hills. "Chill Breakcore"? "Zoomergaze"? It sounds like you slapped your Spotify on shuffle and threw darts at trendy subgenres that nobody asked for. Let’s be real, the only "weird" thing about your playlist is that you actually thought it deserved a shot at being mainstream. Your top artists read like a bizarre audition for a band made solely of sad boys with too much time on their hands. Titanic proportions of existential dread clearly define your musical taste because who needs upbeat or happy vibes when you've got "$uicideboy$" and "Deftones" cranking in the background? And really, “Lemon Demon”? No Mel, not everything that’s slightly obscure deserves a seat at the table, but I guess it fits the whole ‘quirky yet painfully cringe’ aesthetic you’ve conjured for yourself like a magical incantation gone wrong. As for your most played songs, it’s a wonder you don’t have a permanent frown stamped on your face with that kind of playlist. “The Less I Know The Better”? Honey, that applies to your taste in music as well. In a world filled with incredible artists and catchy tunes, you’ve walked directly into the fog of self-indulgent noises with a side of sadness. But hey, at least you’ll always have something to cry into your oat milk about while sipping that overpriced coffee at your favorite hipster café, right? If only your music could come with a warning label, “May cause extreme disengagement with reality!”

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