Roasted 10 months ago based on Zero's long term Spotify stats.

So Zero, your music taste is like a buffet at a potluck—everyone shows up with their signature dish, and you’re over there piling your plate high with OPM classics and K-Pop bangers like you’re trying to make “Most Likely to Clutter Spotify” your personal award. Seriously, it's like you Googled "most wholesome genres" and then decided to stop there, forgetting that variety is the spice of life. Were you trying to make a playlist for a Filipino family reunion or were you just too afraid to venture out of that cozy little genre bubble? And can we talk about your top artists? Bugoy Na Koykoy and Tyler, The Creator sharing the same playlist feels less like diversity and more like a confused dinner party where everyone's trying to impress each other, and neither of them knows how to tell the other that "Pinoy Hip Hop" isn’t what you think it is. You’ve got the emotional depth of a kiddie pool, my friend. How’s it feel sprinting from the heartfelt strumming of Ben&Ben to the exaggerated flair of TWICE? I guess it’s a reflection of your own emotional instability—constantly trying to find that balance between serenading your feelings and dancing like no one’s watching. And then we have your most played songs! "Truth" by Bamboo gets a good run, while “Lose My Mind” by Don Toliver tries to wake up the party, only to find that everyone’s still sitting there, nodding off to the soothing sounds of Pinoy R&B. There’s nothing quite like being caught in a musical purgatory where every song seems to be auditioning for the role of “meh.” It’s like you’re stuck in an endless playlist of calls on hold. So, here’s an idea: why not mix things up? Try something adventurous; anything outside of “Pinoy Alternative.” Who knows? You might just lose your mind in a good way!

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists