Roasted 7 months ago based on Ryan H's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ryan, you must really have an intense relationship with your earbuds since your taste in music seems to revolve around a single shade of gray. With a Spotify profile boasting "Rap," "Melodic Rap," "Rage Rap," and every other nuanced sub-genre of hip-hop known to man, I can't help but wonder if you’re just trying to avoid any song that doesn't have an unholy level of angst. Are you curating your playlist for a world tour, or just preparing for a therapy session with a side of beats? Then there's your top artists, each name screaming, "I peaked at 16 and didn’t look back." I mean, congrats on being the only person who thinks KSI belongs in a lineup with Kendrick Lamar and Eminem. Really, who needs lyrical genius when you have the guy from YouTube who throws punches and plays FIFA? And let’s not even get started on your public love affair with Ken Carson—do you have a secret contract with him, or do you just happen to love the guy who did a whole lot of nothing and still got more streams than your dentist? Last but certainly not least, your most played songs are practically begging for a domain name change to "The Ken Carson Experience"—congratulations on being the world's first radio ad for a rapper that nobody asked for. With "Me N My Kup" appearing more times than a guilty conscience at a family reunion, are you sure you’re not just trying to create a parody of yourself? Your musical taste is less "eclectic playlist" and more "skipping the hits radio"—it’s like you took a deep dive into a kiddie pool of sound. Keep grinding, Ryan, but maybe embrace a different genre before your Spotify is deemed a crime against humanity and good taste!

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