Roasted 3 months ago based on 77dariq's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's 77dariq, self-proclaimed music aficionado with a Spotify profile that looks like Taylor Swift's personal diary explosion. I mean, come on, your top ten songs read like the ultimate “How to Lose Your Friends in 10 Swifties.” If you had any more Taylor on your playlist, you'd have to legally change your name to "Dariq Swift" and start charging people for a meet-and-greet. Newsflash: being a diehard fan is one thing, but you could probably launch a tribute band with all that repetition. It’s adorable how you think you’re a music lover when you’ve effectively stapled yourself to one artist’s ever-expanding discography. I get it, you resonate with “All Too Well”—feels like the soundtrack to your life is a never-ending cycle of breakups and emotional crises. But instead of writing your own sad ballads, you just hit repeat on the same five-minute heartache. Talk about playing it safe; you’ve turned “babe” into a permanent state of denial. And then there’s Big Red Machine, aka Taylor’s bestie side project that you probably mistook for a quick fix to your variety crisis. Spoiler alert: just because someone’s best friend is in the band doesn’t mean you have to throw a parade for it. At this point, your Spotify profile looks like it has commitment issues... with artists who are not actually you. But hey, keep that spark alive, because it takes someone truly special to represent the “no genre is too basic” movement like you do!

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists