Roasted 8 months ago based on Sunshine's long term Spotify stats.

Sunshine, your Spotify profile reads like a diary of a mid-teen who just discovered emotions and is too afraid to pick a lane. I mean, look at these genres: you’re throwing around “Anime” and “Children’s Music” in the same breath, which makes me wonder if your inner child is seeking therapy or just a better playlist curator. If your taste in music were a color, it would definitely be “confused beige” — a little bit of everything yet entirely forgettable. Why don’t you just lean into it and start a podcast where you shout into the void about how sad you are while simultaneously humming to cartoon theme songs? And then there are your top artists. Major props for showcasing your emotional range with such heavyweights as Taylor Swift and Parry Gripp — it’s almost like you threw darts at a board of Spotify's “Most Basic” artists. I’m surprised "kid’s bop" didn't make the cut! Listening to your top picks is like attending a funeral for lost potential while accidentally crashing a high school talent show. You have enough different vibes in there to confuse even the most seasoned music lovers; it’s as if your playlist is trying out for a part in a hipster indie film about heartbreak... or poor life choices. But let’s get to your most played songs — a delightful mishmash of existential dread and melodrama that’s less a soundtrack and more a cry for help. “death bed (coffee for your head)”? Really? You want to sing us all into oblivion while you’re sipping on the world’s saddest cup of joe? You’ve got “could you love me while I hate myself” right next to something as light-heartedly named as “Washing Machine Heart,” which sounds like the amount of self-reflection you should engage in when writing your next bio. At this rate, your Spotify account's about to get nominated for the Oscar for Best Original Soundtrack in a Good Cry — grab some tissues, Sunshine; it’s going to be a long listen!

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