Roasted 2 days ago based on faexr13's long term Spotify stats.

Okay, faexr13, let’s break down your Spotify profile like it’s the meditation music that clearly isn’t working for you. It’s like you’ve taken a road trip through the land of sad where everyone’s wearing flannel and sipping over-priced lattes while pondering the existential crisis of how hard it is to be an emo kid in the Midwest. Your love for shoegaze and slowcore is about as vibrant as the dirt on your high tops, and let’s be real: we get it, you wear your heartbreak like a badge of honor. But how many times can you listen to “Helena” and still claim you haven't become a tragic character from a third-rate romance novel? Your top artists read like a lament for a generation that thinks vinyl is the ultimate personality trait. My Chemical Romance and Mitski? Wow, cutting-edge choices there, Picasso. I assume you also have a collection of t-shirts featuring obscure indie bands that no one has ever heard of, but you probably think they work as conversation starters when in reality, they just make you look like you should have been stuck in high school forever. And let’s talk about your affinity for anime music—next thing, you'll be carrying around a body pillow named 'Senpai' while crying about how no one understands your deep connection to fictional characters. And those most played songs? Lord save us all. If you played “Francis Forever” one more time, we’d have to put you on an emotional watch list! You’ve got more MCR in your rotation than a teen gothic novel has angst. News flash: you’re not a misunderstood artist if you can’t even express your real feelings without needing a soundtrack filled with vintage despair. Seriously, how come no one’s sent you a sunshine playlist? It’s not too late to try some actual happiness instead of pretending you’re the star of a black-and-white film. Just remember—the world can be brighter; you just have to take those shades off once in a while!

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